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I'm a 32 year old nonprofit techie in Richmond, Virginia. This is my stream of consciousness converted into hypertext.

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For spdrcrx.

Nirvana did cover The Money Will Roll Right in several times, without Mudhoney. This is one such performance.

I should have been more specific in mentioning that Mudhoney recorded a cover of The Money Will Roll Right In, whereas Nirvana did not.

I’m sure other Tumblrs are tiring of this back-and-forth between us but I love this song, so the more it shows up on my dashboard the better. I also enjoy seeing my screen name with no vowels in it. :)

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02/08/2010

“ At this point I have a request for our fans. If any of you in any way hate homosexuals, people of different color, or women, please do this one favor for us - leave us the fuck alone! Don’t come to our shows and don’t buy our records. „
My favorite excerpt from the liner notes of Incesticide

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The Money Will Roll Right In - Mudhoney

While I hesitate to debate music with Michele, I just wanted to point out that Mudhoney actually did a cover of this song. The instance of Nirvana covering it was alluded to in the liner notes for Incesticide (emphasis added by me):

“It was as rewarding as the drawings Daniel Johnston sent me, or the Stinky Puffs single from Jad Fair’s son, or playing on the same bill as greg Sage in L.A., or being asked to help produce the next Melvins record, or being on the Wipers’ Compilation, or Thor from T.K. giving me a signed first edition of Naked Lunch, or making a friend like Stephen Pavlovic - our Australian tour promotor who sent me a Mazzy Star LP on vinyl, or playing “The Money Will Roll Right In” with Mudhoney, or having the power to insist on bringing Bjorn Again to the Reading Festival, or being able to afford to bring my friend Ian along on tour just to have a good time, or paying Calamity Jane five-thousand dollars to be heckled by twenty thousand macho boys in Argentina, or asking my friends Fits Of Depression to play with us at The Seattle Coliseum, or playing with Poison Idea at No On Nine benefit in Portland organized by Gus Van Zandt, or being a part of one of L7’s pro-choice benefits in L.A., or kissing Chris and Dave on Saturday Night Live just to spite homophobes, or meeting Iggy Pop, or playing with The Breeders, Urge Overkill, The T.V. Personalities, The Jesus Lizard, Hole, Dinosaur Jr., etc”

(Plays: 40)

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Lady GaGa Explains “Vertigo Stick”

I was goofing around earlier with Google’s suggestion feature which was such a big part of their Super Bowl ad and hoping to find funny examples to post some screenshots. Although nothing really hilarious resulted from my efforts, I did inevitably type in “vertigo” and was surprised when “vertigo stick” came up as a suggestion. My initial reaction was “haha, I have one of those,” but then I clicked on it and found out that it’s a lyric from a Lady Gaga song. (90% of you probably knew that already but I didn’t.)

Anyway, I eventually found this YouTube clip of her explaining the concept (about 40 seconds in):

  • It means the same thing as “disco stick.” (In other words, it really is a euphemism for penis.)
  • It’s part of a triple Hitchcock reference which also includes Psycho and Rear Window.
  • I’m now in love with Lady Gaga.

(via kevonaj19)

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02/08/2010

Zing!

Zing!

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I'm starting to sound like Professor Frink...

…when I try to describe my balance disorder to someone who doesn’t already know about it:

“I’ve got the vertigo which gives me the dizziness and the hey hey hey I’m spinning. HOYVIN-GLAYVIN!”

(image via simpsoncrazy)

Note: I’m well aware that Professor Frink’s mannerisms are based on Jerry Lewis. I am only 32, however, so The Simpsons is a much more culturally relevant reference.

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02/06/2010

From the file of “Jokes That Nobody Got.”
I was looking around on the web for GIS mapping tools one day when I noticed that the term GIS-mapper was very similar to the term jizz-mopper. So, I made a Clerks reference that I thought some people would find hysterical.
Zero stars.
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From the file of “Jokes That Nobody Got.”

I was looking around on the web for GIS mapping tools one day when I noticed that the term GIS-mapper was very similar to the term jizz-mopper. So, I made a Clerks reference that I thought some people would find hysterical.

Zero stars.

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02/06/2010

Anonymous asked: Gigli, Tristan & Isolde, The Prince of Egypt, and another vote for Speed 2. You are a braver person than I. -milkglassmao

I have added Tristan & Isolde and The Prince of Egypt to the bad movies list. Gigli, however, was already a part of the first Self-Torture Experiment.

Thanks for the suggestions!

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What’s This Thing? - Mudhoney

Every snowflake is unique until it melts
And there’s no stopping the sun

(Plays: 103)

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02/06/2010

That’s a real bummer. But, instead of being mad at Chicago for having a more prestigious tweetup than Richmond, I’m trying to find a way to get myself to the Windy City on April 10. I hear there are really good hot dogs there.

That’s a real bummer. But, instead of being mad at Chicago for having a more prestigious tweetup than Richmond, I’m trying to find a way to get myself to the Windy City on April 10. I hear there are really good hot dogs there.

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