The Vertigo Monologues: Archive

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Jul 30th

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The X-Games are mostly gibberish

I’m watching skateboarding as I read a book about networking (shut up, I need a job) and I swear Tony Hawk is just making shit up in his commentary. “Oh, wow! A fakie front-side air 50-50 into a revert kick flip nose blunt mini-ramp transfer!” Does this stuff make sense to anyone else?

Jul 30th

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Jul 28th

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Replace one part of your Tumblr name with vagina

The Vagina Monologues Hmmm…

Jul 28th

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Jul 28th

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Jul 28th

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Jul 27th

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Jul 27th

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Jul 27th

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Jul 25th

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Watch

I finally got my nephew to say his version of “uncle Kevin” on video. Tell me it’s not cute, I dare you.

Jul 25th

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A common theme

I’m pretty sure every one of the voicemails I’ve left for people today has concluded with me using the phrase, “okay I’m gonna stop rambling now.” True story.

Jul 23rd

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Watch

Hat tip to coyotesqrl if this works.

Jul 23rd

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Google Voicemail

I actually have Google Voicemail and would love to be getting funny messages from all of y’all, but it’s set up on my regular cell number. Since I don’t want to post that on the internet, it is available upon request.

Jul 23rd

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This might be fun

I’m essentially immobile right now due to back spasms, but all of a sudden I’ve got a long list of Google Voice numbers to dial. You guys really came through for me today.

Jul 23rd

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Punchdrunk Lovesick Singalong - Radiohead For SST

Jul 22nd

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Jul 21st

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Jul 21st

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Jul 21st

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Jul 20th

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Jul 20th

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Jul 20th

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Jul 17th

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Jul 16th

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Jul 16th

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Jul 16th

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Jul 16th

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Jul 15th

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Jul 15th

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Jul 14th

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So far today I have...

Cut myself shaving just below my right ear. That took about half an hour to stop bleeding. Accidentally given myself a cardboard cut (that’s one step worse than a paper cut) in the webbing between the index and middle fingers of my right hand. That is still currently bleeding.

Jul 14th

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Watch

A PSA from Cats My friend Kestrin is a part of this funny video, which you should all watch because you’re suckers for anything cat-related on the internet.

Jul 14th

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Jul 13th

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First 10 Songs On iPod in Shuffle Mode

“School Bus” - Jimmie’s Chicken Shack “Speed Heart” - Bikini Kill “Make Up Your Mind” - Seven Mary Three “On Directing” - Tegan and Sara “Sugar Magnolia” - Grateful Dead “Make The World Go Round” - Nas “Selfless, Cold, and Composed” - Ben Folds Five “Biz’s Beat Of The Day #1” - Biz...

Jul 13th

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Top 5 True Blood Characters

Eric Northman Lafayette Reynolds Queen Sophie-Anne Jason Stackhouse Sam Merlotte Notice that Sookie Stackhouse and Bill Compton do not make the list because they are boring.

Jul 12th

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