The Vertigo Monologues

Jul 30

The X-Games are mostly gibberish

I’m watching skateboarding as I read a book about networking (shut up, I need a job) and I swear Tony Hawk is just making shit up in his commentary. “Oh, wow! A fakie front-side air 50-50 into a revert kick flip nose blunt mini-ramp transfer!” 

Does this stuff make sense to anyone else?

Jul 28

GPOYW - Taking a short break from the job search edition

GPOYW - Taking a short break from the job search edition

Replace one part of your Tumblr name with vagina

The Vagina Monologues

Hmmm…

[video]

Jul 27

This is where I would make a joke about how Sybok looks like Ron Bailey, but Whitaker already did that a couple weeks ago. I guess that’s what happens when you don’t see a movie until 21 years after it was released…

This is where I would make a joke about how Sybok looks like Ron Bailey, but Whitaker already did that a couple weeks ago. I guess that’s what happens when you don’t see a movie until 21 years after it was released…

“Captain’s Log Stardate 6051: had trouble sleeping last night… my hiatal hernia is acting up again. The ship is drafty and damp; I complain, but nobody listens.”
Graphic and quote stolen from The Simpsons and posted because I’m watching the final two Star Trek movies tonight, and thus ending the first leg of my summer Star Trek marathon. (The second leg starts tomorrow when I begin receiving discs for Star Trek: The Next Generation.)

“Captain’s Log Stardate 6051: had trouble sleeping last night… my hiatal hernia is acting up again. The ship is drafty and damp; I complain, but nobody listens.”

Graphic and quote stolen from The Simpsons and posted because I’m watching the final two Star Trek movies tonight, and thus ending the first leg of my summer Star Trek marathon. (The second leg starts tomorrow when I begin receiving discs for Star Trek: The Next Generation.)

No need to be racist, McCormick. Why’d you have to go there?

No need to be racist, McCormick. Why’d you have to go there?

Jul 26

I hate to nitpick, Last.fm, but Nirvana hasn’t been on tour in 16 years. They’re kinda missing an important band member.

I hate to nitpick, Last.fm, but Nirvana hasn’t been on tour in 16 years. They’re kinda missing an important band member.

Jul 25

My baked ziti, let me show you it.

My baked ziti, let me show you it.