I’m just a guy who currently lives in Richmond, Virginia. This is my stream of consciousness converted into hypertext. Feel free to send any urgent communiqués to kevinmwenzel at gmail, or you can ask me questions through Tumblr. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-1647215-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @spdracerx)http://thevertigomonologues.com/<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://thevertigomonologues.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/880777409/tumblr_l6dx2nlse91qz4yh1&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>The Reflex - Duran Duran</p> <p>I’ve really been in the mood to listen to Duran Duran lately, so I’m sharing this with you all.</p> <p>I’m also really in the mood for some Doritos, which I will not be sharing with anyone.</p>http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/880777409http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/880777409Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:06:23 -0400the reflexduran duranmusicmp3doritos<p>I’m watching skateboarding as I read a book about networking (shut up, I need a job) and I swear Tony Hawk is just making shit up in his commentary. “Oh, wow! A fakie front-side air 50-50 into a revert kick flip nose blunt mini-ramp transfer!” </p> <p>Does this stuff make sense to anyone else?</p>http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/880675503http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/880675503Fri, 30 Jul 2010 14:37:53 -0400x-games<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6a4wqRxsd1qz4yh1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GPOYW - Taking a short break from the job search edition</p>http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/871556906http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/871556906Wed, 28 Jul 2010 14:04:45 -0400gpoywgratuitous picture of yourself wednesday<p>The Vagina Monologues</p> <p>Hmmm…</p>http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/871346851http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/871346851Wed, 28 Jul 2010 13:01:13 -0400vagina meme<object width="400" height="325"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AFPHvGeEWds&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AFPHvGeEWds&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="325" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFPHvGeEWds">Cop Rock - Lineup</a></p> <p>Posted especially for <a href="http://inthefade.tumblr.com">Michele</a> (because I know she loved this show) and <a href="http://squibble.tumblr.com">Squibble</a> (because I know he loves the sweet dance moves).</p> <p>(via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/mrdivot22">mrdivot22</a>)</p>http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/870997606http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/870997606Wed, 28 Jul 2010 11:05:00 -0400cop rock<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l68rnbfVYJ1qz4yh1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is where I would make a joke about how Sybok looks like Ron Bailey, but Whitaker already did that a couple weeks ago. I guess that’s what happens when you don’t see a movie until 21 years after it was released…</p>http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/868232084http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/868232084Tue, 27 Jul 2010 20:20:38 -0400star treksybok<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l68pbjqsrk1qz4yh1o1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Captain’s Log Stardate 6051: had trouble sleeping last night… my hiatal hernia is acting up again. The ship is drafty and damp; I complain, but nobody listens.”</p> <p><em>Graphic and quote stolen from The Simpsons and posted because I’m watching the final two Star Trek movies tonight, and thus ending the first leg of my summer Star Trek marathon. (The second leg starts tomorrow when I begin receiving discs for Star Trek: The Next Generation.)</em></p>http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/868050583http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/868050583Tue, 27 Jul 2010 19:30:00 -0400star trekthe simpsons<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l680ouLU051qz4yh1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>No need to be racist, McCormick. Why’d you have to go <em>there</em>?</p>http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/866225471http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/866225471Tue, 27 Jul 2010 10:38:24 -0400mccormickcracker mealdumb joke<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6704mobpB1qz4yh1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I hate to nitpick, Last.fm, but Nirvana hasn’t been on tour in 16 years. They’re kinda missing an important band member.</p>http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/863764393http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/863764393Mon, 26 Jul 2010 21:28:32 -0400last.fmnirvana<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l64uhzOYFC1qz4yh1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My baked ziti, let me show you it.</p>http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/858301447http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/858301447Sun, 25 Jul 2010 17:31:50 -0400yum<span id="video_player_854264196">[<a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank">Flash 10</a> is required to watch video.]</span><script type="text/javascript">renderVideo("video_player_854264196",'http://thevertigomonologues.com/video_file/854264196/tumblr_l6372qyGQ61qz4yh1',400,711,'orientation=portrait\x26amp;portrait=true\x26amp;w={400}\x26amp;poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_l6372qyGQ61qz4yh1_r1_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_l6372qyGQ61qz4yh1_r1_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_l6372qyGQ61qz4yh1_r1_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_l6372qyGQ61qz4yh1_r1_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_l6372qyGQ61qz4yh1_r1_frame5.jpg')</script><br/><br/><p>I finally got my nephew to say his version of “uncle Kevin” on video. Tell me it’s not cute, I dare you.</p>http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/854264196http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/854264196Sat, 24 Jul 2010 20:08:20 -0400nephew<p>I’m pretty sure every one of the voicemails I’ve left for people today has concluded with me using the phrase, “okay I’m gonna stop rambling now.”</p> <p>True story.</p>http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/851071140http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/851071140Fri, 23 Jul 2010 17:31:00 -0400google voice<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="https://clients4.google.com/voice/embed/webCallButtonVm" width="400" height="147"><param name="movie" value="https://clients4.google.com/voice/embed/webCallButtonVm" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="FlashVars" value="id=bd9abf94c57d19d2141c9b1282852e8a3e7158e3&style=0" /></object><br/><br/><p>Hat tip to coyotesqrl if this works.</p>http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/850318145http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/850318145Fri, 23 Jul 2010 13:37:00 -0400google voice<p>I actually have Google Voicemail and would love to be getting funny messages from all of y’all, but it’s set up on my regular cell number. Since I don’t want to post that on the internet, it is available upon request.</p>http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/850262951http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/850262951Fri, 23 Jul 2010 13:20:32 -0400google voice<p>I’m essentially immobile right now due to back spasms, but all of a sudden I’ve got a long list of Google Voice numbers to dial. You guys really came through for me today.</p>http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/849960478http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/849960478Fri, 23 Jul 2010 11:46:50 -0400google voicei'm probably about to make an ass of myself<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://thevertigomonologues.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/846189823/tumblr_l5z4btONF31qz4yh1&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Punchdrunk Lovesick Singalong - Radiohead</p> <p>For SST</p>http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/846189823http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/846189823Thu, 22 Jul 2010 15:19:05 -0400punchdrunk lovesick singalongradioheadmusicmp3sst<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5x5fiVGtR1qz4yh1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GPOYW - I feel like something’s watching me edition</p>http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/841383474http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/841383474Wed, 21 Jul 2010 13:47:13 -0400gpoywgratuitous picture of yourself wednesday<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5vwyiqnyk1qz4yh1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Being a space hippie seems fun.</p>http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/838717499http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/838717499Tue, 20 Jul 2010 21:46:34 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5vwtjXskR1qz4yh1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Current status: watching Spock jam with space hippies.</p>http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/838706691http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/838706691Tue, 20 Jul 2010 21:43:37 -0400star trekspace hippies<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5v857eWR01qz4yh1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Vintage birthday party picture</p>http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/836943079http://thevertigomonologues.com/post/836943079Tue, 20 Jul 2010 12:51:07 -0400pic pickvintage